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篇一:《50句超有趣英文句子》

50句超有趣英文句子.txt只要你要,只要我有,你还外边转什么阿老实在我身边待着就行了。 听我的就是,问那么多干嘛,我在你身边,你还走错路!跟着我!不能给你幸福是我的错,但谁让你不幸福,我TMD去砍了他 50句超有趣英文句子

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作者:卿本佳人 | 来自:佳人50句超有趣英文句子,边笑边学吧。

1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车,后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数,于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。

2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

我希望能像爷爷那样,安静地在睡梦中死去,而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊!

3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

你永远不能战胜一个纯SB,因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平,然后用丰富的经验打败你。

4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

直译:在这个世界上,我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你,但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。 意译a:我真不想伤害你,但你也别逼我。

意译b:吾虽不杀伯仁,伯仁由我而死。

5、If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong?

a. 如觉嘿咻乃屁眼不能承受之痛,那是你操错洞。

b. 若XXOO是下体的痛,那么,是你操错。

6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. a. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫!晚到的老鼠有奶酪!

b. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃,早起的虫儿被鸟吃。

7、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. 在咱们这噶哒送外卖的都比警察来的快.

8、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

XXOO就象打桥牌。如果对手不好使,自己的手必须好使。

9、 Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

有些人就像Slinkies(弹簧玩具),没什么实在用处,但看他们在楼梯上倒腾来捣腾去还是很有喜感。

10、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是:他们都很有规律地被替换,而且因为同一个理由——脏了!

11、War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

战争不能决出正义,但能判出哪方出局。

12、Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. a. 女人的高潮可能是装出来的,但是男人TMD可以整段感情都是装出来的!

b. 女人假装高潮以获取真实的感情,男人假装感情以获取真实的高潮。

13、We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

我们永远不可能真正的成熟,我们只是学会在众人面前装逼。

14、Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

男人就两种状态:饿和性饥渴。 要是他不硬,就给他个三明治!

15、Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

光总是比声音跑的快点,这就是为嘛有些SB只有在开口说话之后你才发现他是在装B。

16、My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

我妈每次对着我骂草泥马的时候都没看出其中笑点。

17、I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

曾以为我想要的是职业,结果发现我只是想要工资。

18、If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments. 你要是觉得没人在乎你的死活,那你不妨尝试一下跟你的债主玩躲猫猫~~

19、Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. XXOO并不是结论而是个问题,爽不爽才是答案。

20、Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

晚间新闻总是以“晚上好”开头,再告诉你你为什么好不了。

21、How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

直译:一根火柴能点着整片森林,一盒火柴也生不起个营火,这咋回事!

意译:想当年哥戴套都能让人怀孕,看今朝叔竟然去看男科。

22、If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea? does that mean that one enjoys it? 如果4/5的人在忍受腹泻的痛苦,那剩下1/5咋回事?很享受吗?

23、Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

直译:知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。

意译a:知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子,智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。

意译b:所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后,但智慧的猫扑告诉你这终还是男女有别~

24、If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

上帝瞅着咱们呢,大伙好歹喜感点吧!

25、Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

无论,在任何情况下,永远,不要在一个夜晚,同时吃,安眠药和通便灵。

26、I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. 老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端,不是为了成为一个素食者。

27、A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

公车站呀公车停,火车站呀火车停,俺桌上有个工作站。

28、If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

要是我听你的,咱俩就都2B了。

29、 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? 海豚可聪明了你知道不?只要驯养几个星期,它们就能让人类乖乖站在池边给它们扔鱼吃了。

30、A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. a. 下棋,我不行;玩跆拳道,电脑不行!

b. 下象棋电脑把我玩得团团转,拳击我能把机箱踹得七零八散!

31、I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it?so I said “Implants?” 瞅见个姐姐,胸前衣服上写着“Guess”,俺就问了一句:“隆过?”

32、 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. 孩子就是:你先花2年,教丫们走路和说话。然后你再花16年教丫们坐定和闭嘴。

33、Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

为什么当你说天上有400亿星星时他不怀疑,却偏要检查你所说的“油漆未干”?

34、Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. a. 宁愿闭嘴当傻瓜,也别学乌鸦乱呱呱。

b. 越解释越SB,不说话最NB。

c. 剽悍的人生不需要解释

d. 猫扑里的话说就是:宁可闭口被人当SB,也不张口解释所有疑。

35、A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

银行就是当你证明了你不需要钱的时候可以借钱给你的地方。

36、Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

a.对你的问题哈哈大笑吧,别人都在这么做。

b. 你有什么不开心的?说出来给大家开心开心。

37、The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! a. 我知道没人在我脑子里跟我聊天,但那些话真TM有用!

b. 我幻想的低吟不一定是真的,但足够让我意淫。

38、A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

a. 无愧于心哈?记性不好吧?

b. 自从那次在人妖身边醒来,每次去夜店我都提醒自己“一定要戴眼镜??”

c. 意识清醒了,意味着不堪回首了。

39、Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

a. 所谓的好姑娘,咳!就是还没被群众抓到的JP女。

b. 想立牌坊就得会装。

40、He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

临危忽然微笑的那谁,定是找到替罪羊鸟~

41、 Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

如果女人能做到以秃顶和啤酒肚在大街上晃还觉得自己倍儿性感——此时估计男女能平等。

42、The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

小腿上的骨头——在黑房间里找准家具位置的好装备。

43、The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

圣诞老人当然美,他知道所有YD妞住哪儿啊!

44、To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 直译:剽窃一个人的叫剽窃,剽窃许多人的叫研究。

意译:窃钩者诛,窃国者为诸侯。

45、Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

有些人一来大家就开心了;有些人一走大家就开心了。

46、 I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

我发现,我滴脚丫被一小片儿海藻擦过时,我滴那个惨叫声——和我被大白鲨吓坏时的惨叫声是一样滴。

47、Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

直译:你若是挤满人的电梯里的小矮人,肯定能嗅出不同的味儿。

意译:灵感来自于所站的角度与众不同。

48、I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

我可没怨你!我是在谴责你!

49、 Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?

当我填表的时候,有一项是“紧急情况联系” ,我填上了“医生”,到时候我妈能帮上什么忙?!

50、God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

上帝一定倍儿爱SB,不然他造这么多!(via)

篇二:《优美的英文短句》

a woman often thinks she regrets the lover, when she only regrets the love. 女人总觉得自己在追悔爱人,其实她只是在为爱情扼腕痛惜。

if we are weak in discovering the bright side, we’d just magnify the happiness of others and minify the one of ourselves.

做人,如果不善于发现阳光面,那只会放大了别人的幸福,缩小了自己的快乐

being happy doesnt mean that everything is perfect. it means that youve decided to look beyond the imperfections.”

获得幸福并不意味着一切都完美了,它只意味着你决定不再介意那些不完美的事情。 ill-gotten money 不义之财;dirty money 非法钱财;black money 黑钱;money talks 金钱万能;a gentleman makes money in a right way. 君子爱财,取之有道。

virus 病毒;virus attack 病毒攻击;spam 垃圾信息;private message 私信;virus links 病毒链接;propagation 传播;hacker 黑客;verified users 认证用户;notification 通知 ;crisis is under control 危机处于控制之中

life is a gift. never take it for granted. 生命是种馈赠,不要视为理所当然 friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures. 我们总能从友情中受益,却时而从爱情里受伤。

its better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone. 与其与人一起难受,不如独自哀愁. --marilyn mooe

summer solstice 夏至;dog days 三伏天;heat-stroke /sunstroke 中暑;heat exhaustion 轻度中暑;a preventive against sunstroke 避暑药;sauna weather 桑拿天;power consumption 用电量;orange-coded heat alert 高温橙色预警

i love you not only for what you are, but for what i am when i am with you. 我爱你,不是因为你是谁,而是因为与你在一起时我是谁。--roy croft

learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had. 在时间拽着你缅怀过去之前,学着欣赏现在所拥有的。

do not give up,the beginning is always the hardest. 不要放弃,开始总是最艰难的。

you are not afraid of the dark,you are scared of what‘s in it.不怕黑,只是怕黑暗里的东西 you are not afraid of heights, you are afraid of falling.不恐高,只是担心坠落

you are not afraid of the people around you, you are afraid of rejection不怕人群,只是怕被拒绝

if you dont like something, change it. if you cant change it, change your attitude. 你若不喜欢它,就去改变它。你若改变不了它,就去改变自己的态度。--maya angelou people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. 人们会忘记你的所说、所做,却永远忘不了你带给他们的感受。

good things fall apart, so better things can fall together. 好东西也会有土崩瓦解的时候,这样才能结合出更好的东西。-- marilyn mooe

i‘d rather have a life of oh wells than a life of what ifs. 我宁愿生活在尝试后而失望,也不愿因错过尝试而遗憾假设。

back when i was a child/before life removed all the innocence/my father would lift me high/and dance with my mother and me and then/spin me around till i fell asleep 那时我还年幼/生活不曾磨掉纯真/ 爸爸高高抱起我/与妈妈和我共舞/抱我转圈直到入睡

love is the glue that holds together everything in the world. 爱像胶水,可以粘连世间的一切。

people will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. how strong you stand is what makes you. 别人会讨厌你,责骂你,动摇你,摧毁你。你能成就一个怎样的自己,取决于你站得有多坚实。

how many loved your moments of glad grace/and loved your beauty with love false or true/but one man loved the pilgrim soul in you/and loved the sorrows of your changing face.多少人爱你妩媚的熠熠年华/爱你娇艳欲滴的模样,真心抑或谄媚/唯有一人爱你灵魂的虔诚/爱你忧伤容颜沧桑变化

the power of imagination makes us infinite. 想象的力量,给予我们无限可能。 if you dont like our sense of humour, please tell us...so we can laugh at you.如果你看不透我们的幽默感,请告诉我们哟。这样我们就能嘲笑你了。

in a field by the river/my love and i did stand?she bid me take life easy/as the grass grows on the weirs/but i was young and foolish/and now am full of tears在河畔旷野/我和爱人并肩伫立/ ?她请我轻柔生活/像长在河堰的韧草/但我年轻无知/今只剩泪水无限

being intelligent is sexy. dont play stupid. 聪明是一种性感,别把自己弄得太“二”。 let your past make you better, not bitter. 你得因过去而变得美好,而不是变得苦逼。

life is like a mountain railway/with an engineer that’s brave/we must make the run successful?never falter, never fail;生活就像山间的铁路,司机都是勇敢的家伙,我们要确保运行顺畅?不要颠簸,也不要失败。

if we didnt have stupid thoughts, wed have no interesting thoughts at all. 如果没有傻乎乎的想法,我们就不会撞上有意思的点子。

shall i hang on or shall i let you go? 我该死缠烂打,还是放手让你走?篇二:优美的英语句子

what youth deemed crystal, age finds out was dew.

青春眼中的水晶,在岁月看来只是露珠。

don’t sigh with regret over the passed time, and you should face up to the time sneaking away.

不要为已消逝的年华惋惜,而应面对正在匆匆溜走的时光。

he that lives in hope dances without music.

生活在希望中的人,没有音乐照样跳舞。

every life is a boat and the ideal is its sail.

每个人的生命都是一只小船

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